Tween·ior (twēnʹyәr) n. A middle-aged person stuck somewhere
– between young and old
– between an I’ve-got-all-the-time-in-the-world attitude and a let’s-start-shopping-for-burial-plots awareness
– between a call-me-anytime invitation to friends and a moratorium on any calls after 9 p.m.
Ex. “Just because AARP sends me a membership invitation at 49½ doesn’t mean I’m ready to sail on that ship just yet. I’m just a Tweenior.”